I tried to make the math as valid as possible. I’m sure many people won’t be happy with the equation or the rankings. However, it’s no accident that albinos and those with absolutely no gayness at all get an LVF of infinity.
I’ve been dodging the Israel-Lebanon issue because I can’t think of a funny angle on it. Since no one’s coming here for foreign policy advice, I believe I should only do a cartoon if it’s funny. I’ll leave the preachy histrionics to everyone else.
What else? “Octoroon’s Constant” is one of my favorite jokes, which probably means no one else likes it. If I was musically inclined, I’d be in a band called Planck and the Constants.
Next Week: I make fun of art.
July 28th, 2006 at 5:56 pm
If I carried my zeros correctly, I’m not worth much.
July 28th, 2006 at 6:27 pm
I’ll bet that’s the guy who also came up with trickle-down economics and the counter-theories to global warming…
July 30th, 2006 at 10:26 pm
“Carrying zeros?” I’m going to go all math team on you and tell you that’s not necessary.
He might also be involved with BCS scoring.
July 31st, 2006 at 10:38 am
See, I told you I’m not worth much. I say things like “carrying zeros”
August 4th, 2006 at 2:49 pm
shouldnt it be maths team? we need some grammar police to help.
August 4th, 2006 at 8:57 pm
Since math is synonymous with mathematics, I don’t think it’s necessary. I was also on the Varsity Pedant Squad.
December 10th, 2007 at 10:45 pm
a couple friends of mine comprised an all physics major string quartet called Planck and the Constants at NC State a few years ago