Comments on: Those Marvelous Inventions! http://blog.bigfatwhale.com/2006/09/15/those-marvelous-inventions/ The blog of "Big Fat Whale" cartoonist Brian McFadden Thu, 29 Jul 2010 15:12:16 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Michele http://blog.bigfatwhale.com/2006/09/15/those-marvelous-inventions/comment-page-1/#comment-586 Michele Tue, 26 Sep 2006 01:25:15 +0000 http://blog.bigfatwhale.com/2006/09/15/those-marvelous-inventions/#comment-586 What’s so gross about a sexy woman with a wavy bob, and a black as night knee length beaded sheath dress, that outlines every hour glass curvature of her body, with her scotch on the rocks in one hand and her crimson lips with the come hither look that immediately garbs your attention; now mind you, with only one glance? That’s the time in history when certain woman had the “one up” on men and that certainly would have been an interesting time to experience..... Oh, of course up until the stock market of crash in October 1929 then it would be time to move on in the time machine so such a person wouldn’t have to sell apples on the street corner. What’s so gross about a sexy woman with a wavy bob, and a black as night knee length beaded sheath dress, that outlines every hour glass curvature of her body, with her scotch on the rocks in one hand and her crimson lips with the come hither look that immediately garbs your attention; now mind you, with only one glance? That’s the time in history when certain woman had the “one up” on men and that certainly would have been an interesting time to experience….. Oh, of course up until the stock market of crash in October 1929 then it would be time to move on in the time machine so such a person wouldn’t have to sell apples on the street corner.

]]> By: Brian http://blog.bigfatwhale.com/2006/09/15/those-marvelous-inventions/comment-page-1/#comment-585 Brian Thu, 21 Sep 2006 20:06:24 +0000 http://blog.bigfatwhale.com/2006/09/15/those-marvelous-inventions/#comment-585 I'm usually a big fan of twenties slang, but "flapper" sounds really gross. I’m usually a big fan of twenties slang, but “flapper” sounds really gross.

]]> By: Michele http://blog.bigfatwhale.com/2006/09/15/those-marvelous-inventions/comment-page-1/#comment-584 Michele Thu, 21 Sep 2006 03:20:42 +0000 http://blog.bigfatwhale.com/2006/09/15/those-marvelous-inventions/#comment-584 Wouldn’t a time machine be great for taking lottery numbers back with you and hitting the big one again and again. I have always wondered what it would be like to live on the West Coast after the gold rush or during the Roaring 20's as a Flapper; either way I would find a way to cause trouble. Wouldn’t a time machine be great for taking lottery numbers back with you and hitting the big one again and again. I have always wondered what it would be like to live on the West Coast after the gold rush or during the Roaring 20’s as a Flapper; either way I would find a way to cause trouble.

]]> By: Brian http://blog.bigfatwhale.com/2006/09/15/those-marvelous-inventions/comment-page-1/#comment-583 Brian Tue, 19 Sep 2006 17:40:36 +0000 http://blog.bigfatwhale.com/2006/09/15/those-marvelous-inventions/#comment-583 Well, I went to school in the northeast, where sex education was pretty thorough. However, I'd be at a loss if asked to draw a vas deferens. I probably put too much thought into this, but if I had a time machine, I'd go to the time right before Edison, and make a fortune by inventing his stuff before him. I'd then use that fortune to chase Victorian ladies while riding that bicycle with the big wheel in the front. Well, I went to school in the northeast, where sex education was pretty thorough. However, I’d be at a loss if asked to draw a vas deferens.

I probably put too much thought into this, but if I had a time machine, I’d go to the time right before Edison, and make a fortune by inventing his stuff before him. I’d then use that fortune to chase Victorian ladies while riding that bicycle with the big wheel in the front.

]]> By: Michele http://blog.bigfatwhale.com/2006/09/15/those-marvelous-inventions/comment-page-1/#comment-582 Michele Tue, 19 Sep 2006 00:20:15 +0000 http://blog.bigfatwhale.com/2006/09/15/those-marvelous-inventions/#comment-582 I have to admit, for a guy, that’s a decent drawing of a uterus. Of course the time machine would be lost back in time; if you were some super geek that didn’t have a chance in hell of getting laid, wouldn’t you stay in the world were women were plentiful and where morality, church, and child support didn’t exist? Just bring a gun because those cave men would kick ass! I have to admit, for a guy, that’s a decent drawing of a uterus.

Of course the time machine would be lost back in time; if you were some super geek that didn’t have a chance in hell of getting laid, wouldn’t you stay in the world were women were plentiful and where morality, church, and child support didn’t exist? Just bring a gun because those cave men would kick ass!

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