I know I said I’d lay off the YouTube posts, but this isn’t some random video I found. This is a brief clip from the home movies I’m in the middle of digitizing. It’s my sister and myself at a cheesy amusement park that remarkably still exists.
I am absolutely, 100% sure that my little performance was an attempt to convince random passersby that I am an animatronic exhibit. There’s several other clips of me flinching at bugs and animals on this same vacation tape, but you’ll have to wait until American Masters runs out of subjects and starts covering obscure cartoonists of the aughts to see them.

September 20th, 2006 at 1:26 pm
SAMCLMFAO (sitting at my computer laughing my fucking ass off).
September 20th, 2006 at 11:14 pm
Kind of reminds me of that episode of Friends where Monica and Ross are at a televised dance club for New Years Eve and they do their “routine” and Ross goes into a few moves of the robot before Monica tells him to quit.
September 21st, 2006 at 4:08 pm
Matt, my brain died while trying to pronounce that acronym.
Michele, I’m a giant snob and stopped watching Friends once Ross ditched the monkey.
September 25th, 2006 at 9:38 pm
First of all I don’t think your any more than a snob than the rest of us. I’m not ever going to apologies in advance for this, so I’m just going to say it, Friends was once a funny show. Yeah, OK, it went down hill in the last season, but I will admit most of the episodes I watched was in syndication because I will not tailor my life around prime time television, but the show still makes me laugh! If Marcella is so important to you that just flip on Outbreak among other TV shows and movies he’s been on……BTW I never did like Ross.
September 27th, 2006 at 6:10 pm
Ross will always be the big sister’s hippie boyfriend on the Wonder Years in my mind.
September 29th, 2006 at 7:26 pm
There’s a show you don’t hear too much about anymore. Once in a while Fred Savage appears in different things but what happened to everybody else?