Events are conspiring against me. I have no time to write a pithy entry about this cartoon. I’ll just say that if the House predictions fail to materialize (or enough votes are Diebolded away), I will go on a bender to end all benders.
Next Week: I’m going to eat a bunch of clearance candy corn. I’m still not sure what the cartoon is going to be about.
DUMBASS UPDATE! Waxman’s a congressman, not a senator. Who would’ve guessed a congressional Democrat could sneak into my consciousness like that and promote himself.


October 27th, 2006 at 1:42 pm
I think “to diebold” ought really be promoted as a legitimate verb. And speaking of election related benders, if things continue to pan out the way they have over the past six years, I should have liver failure by 2010!
October 27th, 2006 at 8:52 pm
Barney Frank is a damn felon. And how much money was all that TP worth? Waxman’s a damn felon too!
October 27th, 2006 at 10:11 pm
Rachel – 2010 is awfully optimistic of you. If McCain wins in ‘08, I’m going to shit my liver out of my butt.
Allison – “Damn felon” is now my preferred way of referring to unsavories.
October 29th, 2006 at 5:03 am
For some reason I’m relieved that I’ll be watching this election from the relatively safe vantage point of Europe. Stronger beer here, too…