I cut out that panel and put it on the wall. Also, due to the extreme boredom my job offers, I’ve been able to conclude that the Applebee’s menu descriptions use alliterations 75% of the time, while the remaining 25% use rhyme.
What about that real petite woman whose some kind of chicken wing eating champ…I think her name is Sonya Thomas? She can compete with the big boys and then some.
November 17th, 2006 at 6:23 pm
Oh jeez, I work at Applebee’s now.
November 18th, 2006 at 1:38 am
That’s Ok Blake. People need fritters.
November 18th, 2006 at 8:31 pm
I cut out that panel and put it on the wall. Also, due to the extreme boredom my job offers, I’ve been able to conclude that the Applebee’s menu descriptions use alliterations 75% of the time, while the remaining 25% use rhyme.
November 24th, 2006 at 9:28 am
It seems to me that a serving size for Thanksgiving is 4 male breasts….plus a butt cheek.
November 24th, 2006 at 12:03 pm
Eating something the size of the aveage American male’s butt cheek is something that should only be attempted by professionals, like Kobayashi.
December 4th, 2006 at 8:12 am
What about that real petite woman whose some kind of chicken wing eating champ…I think her name is Sonya Thomas? She can compete with the big boys and then some.
December 4th, 2006 at 12:18 pm
She is also a professional. That said, competitive eating is for morons.
December 6th, 2006 at 12:15 pm
I guess competitive eating is for those without any other talents.