I still haven’t been to the beach in over five years. Perhaps the tone of this cartoon will explain why. Also, the reference photo I took of myself for the Pasty Panther panel is going to be featured in my soon to be released 2008 calendar: “Twelve Unflattering Months of Brian McFadden.” Of course Mikhaela could make her own daily version of that calendar just from her AAEC convention photos.
Next Week: Your Friend the Wiretapper
August 10th, 2007 at 1:27 am
Watch out, you wouldn’t believe the offended mail I got when I used the word “pasty” in my immigration cartoon.
I apologize for consistently capturing you on film in your most unflattering candid moments. Next time I’ll use a fancy setup for the Big Fat Whale Days of McFadden Male Glamour Calendar. It’ll be sorely needed now that the NYC Firefighter Calendar is in its LAST YEAR.
August 10th, 2007 at 10:48 am
I missed the pasty controversy. Maybe they were confused albinos.
No need to apologize. It’s not just your photographs. Poor Craig could launch a similar calendar of me giving the thumbs up.
August 10th, 2007 at 12:21 pm
The Gross Ocean Facts part is calssic.
Now are you really releasing a calendar? I can never tell when you are serious, you silly man.
August 10th, 2007 at 2:51 pm
The calendar is just a joke. Unless enough people confess to wanting to purchase such an abomination.
Never take me seriously. No one else does! (Insert my Rodney Dangerfield impression here.)
August 13th, 2007 at 12:35 am
Competition eh? Well, I already have 5000 shipped. I will own back to school season. Early bird gets the worm Miss Reid, better luck next time. In fact I could probably do a family decade featuring Brian as lovechild to cue ball Andrew and his various cartons of ciggies. Thumbs up, down, sideways, double Fonz’s, even bleeding!
Millar…tsk, tsk.
August 14th, 2007 at 11:21 pm
Craig, I forgot about the bloody beer bottle photo. (Don’t worry folks, I didn’t pull a Fatty Arbuckle.) Combined with Mengers’ bike crash, you could probably do a Blood n’ Booze retrospective.
The Sox’ mini-swoon combined with the Yankees’ insane pace this half is something I’ve been mentally preparing for all year, but it’s still nerve-wracking.
August 16th, 2007 at 4:34 am
I actually remember seeing fish doing it once.
Basically, one fish spit out some white stuff then another fish swallowed it.
Their form of blowjob or something?
August 16th, 2007 at 9:57 am
I believe that would be the infamous “Sea Snowball.”