I grew up in the Boston ‘burbs and will hopefully be excused for not knowing who the heck Dapper O’Neil was until he kicked the bucket today. But Christ! What a nickname! I call dibs on it for the rest of the 21st century.
Sincerely,
Brian “Dapper” McFadden
AKA: McFadden, Little Brian, Shitty McGee, Who Invited That Asshole?, Bowel Movement (BM)

December 26th, 2007 at 8:14 pm
but…I feel very conflicted about calling you “Dapper” if the nickname is derived from a social conservative…
…but I’m also never going to call you by a scatological nickname such as “Shitty McGee” or “Bowel Movement”…hmmmm
December 27th, 2007 at 9:05 pm
If it makes you feel any better, he got the nickname from working at the men’s department somewhere, not ’cause he was a racist douche. However, as you well know, “Scruffy” is a far more appropriate nickname for me than “Dapper.”
Rest assured, the scatological ones were just jokes.
But “Little Brian,” and “McFadden” aren’t much better.
December 29th, 2007 at 12:27 am
uh, my favorite is Who Invited That Asshole?
December 29th, 2007 at 2:50 pm
Then feel free to call me that, or WITA? for short.