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December 19, 2007
Call Me “Dapper”

I grew up in the Boston ‘burbs and will hopefully be excused for not knowing who the heck Dapper O’Neil was until he kicked the bucket today. But Christ! What a nickname! I call dibs on it for the rest of the 21st century.

Sincerely,
Brian “Dapper” McFadden
AKA: McFadden, Little Brian, Shitty McGee, Who Invited That Asshole?, Bowel Movement (BM)

4 Responses to Call Me “Dapper”
  1. Melissa Says:

    but…I feel very conflicted about calling you “Dapper” if the nickname is derived from a social conservative…

    …but I’m also never going to call you by a scatological nickname such as “Shitty McGee” or “Bowel Movement”…hmmmm

  2. Brian Says:

    If it makes you feel any better, he got the nickname from working at the men’s department somewhere, not ’cause he was a racist douche. However, as you well know, “Scruffy” is a far more appropriate nickname for me than “Dapper.”

    Rest assured, the scatological ones were just jokes.

    But “Little Brian,” and “McFadden” aren’t much better.

  3. allison Says:

    uh, my favorite is Who Invited That Asshole?

  4. Brian Says:

    Then feel free to call me that, or WITA? for short.

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