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May 2nd, 2008 at 9:02 am
oh, you and your keen observations of life!
i’ll be laughing about this one all day, thanks, genius.
May 2nd, 2008 at 9:56 am
omg the “pissing my pants” one just SLAYS me!
May 2nd, 2008 at 12:25 pm
You really turn piss and shit jokes into high art.
May 4th, 2008 at 11:24 pm
Hey everyone! Thanks for stroking my ego until it was raw and chaffed.