Comments on: A Tourist’s Guide to Touristing http://blog.bigfatwhale.com/2008/05/23/a-tourists-guide-to-touristing/ The blog of "Big Fat Whale" cartoonist Brian McFadden Tue, 31 Jan 2012 15:03:52 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Brian McFadden http://blog.bigfatwhale.com/2008/05/23/a-tourists-guide-to-touristing/comment-page-1/#comment-1224 Brian McFadden Tue, 27 May 2008 18:08:52 +0000 http://blog.bigfatwhale.com/?p=861#comment-1224 Raznor - If one had the ability to walk through buildings, using it only to get to a Starbucks slightly quicker than normal people would be so sad. river - replace "weed" with "crack" and you'd be in Baltimore. Raznor – If one had the ability to walk through buildings, using it only to get to a Starbucks slightly quicker than normal people would be so sad.

river – replace “weed” with “crack” and you’d be in Baltimore.

]]> By: river http://blog.bigfatwhale.com/2008/05/23/a-tourists-guide-to-touristing/comment-page-1/#comment-1223 river Sat, 24 May 2008 08:42:27 +0000 http://blog.bigfatwhale.com/?p=861#comment-1223 As a resident of a certain European country with liberal drug laws, during the summer I'm sometimes accosted by groups of 18-year-old tourists asking where they can "like, buy some weed." The answer is pretty much the same as for Starbucks in Seattle. On the other hand, if they were looking for a Starbucks they'd be shit out of luck. As a resident of a certain European country with liberal drug laws, during the summer I’m sometimes accosted by groups of 18-year-old tourists asking where they can “like, buy some weed.” The answer is pretty much the same as for Starbucks in Seattle. On the other hand, if they were looking for a Starbucks they’d be shit out of luck.

]]> By: Raznor http://blog.bigfatwhale.com/2008/05/23/a-tourists-guide-to-touristing/comment-page-1/#comment-1222 Raznor Fri, 23 May 2008 18:28:31 +0000 http://blog.bigfatwhale.com/?p=861#comment-1222 The dumb questions panel is priceless. I live downtown Seattle, and people actually ask me where a Starbuck's is. Seriously, to any person who finds themselves anywhere in Seattle and wants to find a Starbucks: 1) pick a direction 2) Walk up to 2 blocks Theoretically this works with the continuum of all possible directions if you can walk through buildings. The dumb questions panel is priceless. I live downtown Seattle, and people actually ask me where a Starbuck’s is. Seriously, to any person who finds themselves anywhere in Seattle and wants to find a Starbucks:

1) pick a direction
2) Walk up to 2 blocks

Theoretically this works with the continuum of all possible directions if you can walk through buildings.

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