The media likes to call people who believe email rumors “low information voters.” They should be called what they really are: “Dumbshit taint-stains who somehow managed to avoid being classified as retarded due to poor parenting and/or underfunded school systems.” These dumb fucks should be rounded up and put in a giant press and converted into a thick paste called “moron dressing” that us smart folks could put on our elitist salads. (You can ask for it on the side if you’re not on board with my Mental Cleansing campaign of terror.)
Bonus Obama smear: He blames all his farts on Michelle.
Next Week: Ask a Carny II
July 4th, 2008 at 2:14 am
The high-placed sign in panel three is a nice touch.
July 4th, 2008 at 11:12 am
Bonus points for the What Not to Wear Reference!
July 4th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Matt - All credit goes to Obama’s photo-op crew.
Mikhaela - More fashion news: MoCCA made the Don’ts! I remember her and thinking “yuck.”
July 13th, 2008 at 1:48 am
I laughed out loud when I saw Stacy London. You win!