I spotted this while urinating at the impeccable Brockton Fair toilets during a demolition derby.
Brockton, even if you spell it incorrectly, doesn’t suck ass. It sucks balls, and that’s it. Maybe I’m ego-centric, but has Easton produced a snarky cartoonist? No?! Of course not. That place is fuckin’ boring. Brockton is where it’s at. Brockton nurtures nerds like you wouldn’t believe. I’d have a real job by now if Brockton really sucked ass.
But seriously folks, only move there if you suck at driving and enjoy being part of the shittiest driving community I ever had the displeasure of driving with. Really. You Brockton peeps suck at cars!
July 10th, 2008 at 11:47 am
At least you’re not from Plymouth. I’ve glown in the dark since visiting.
July 10th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
what happened to yer “spelt” joke? that killed me!
July 10th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
QuantumTom - Perhaps the radioactivity down there is what made all the aggressive MA super-turkeys.
Melissa - It wasn’t a joke!
July 10th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
dear lawdy laaaawwwd I feel like a dumbshit now
oh well, even if it wasn’t a joke, it made me laugh