You can find the first intallment here. I think it was Matt Bors who told me at the time that it should be a recurring bit. Dude knows what he’s talking about. This anonymous carny will get his own website if enough internet folk submit him questions. (Through me, since he shuns the internet because it exposes all the carny scams.)
And for all you touchy-feely hippies who think I’m being classist for mocking carnies, fuck you. They are terrible people who charge $4 for a corndog and harass you for not playing some dumbshit rigged game.
BONUS - My day at the Brockton Fair.
Next Week: Conservative Horror Comics

July 11th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
Hey, what’s with all these blog posts? We’re only supposed to get one a week from you. Are you locked indoors or somethin?
July 11th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
Ha! Pretty much. I’m trying to get ahead in the cartoons to go on a vacation next week. Unfortunately, my PC went kabloey last night and now I’m on a piece of crap laptop.
July 17th, 2008 at 4:28 pm
This guy’s come to terms with the fact that as a carny, getting puked on is just part of the job.
July 17th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
Whoops. There’s nothing there. Pardon my retardation.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G35B6XzNgl0
Maybe that’ll work.
July 18th, 2008 at 12:23 am
I like his detailed account of puke locations. Here’s the video:
The Globe’s got nothing on the Enterprise.