It’s October! Election craziness, the Red Sox in the playoffs, the increased availability of quality marzens, and Halloween are reasons why this month is the best. If you’re an old lady, you can add pretty foliage to that list.
Next Week: Recession Survival Tips


October 4th, 2008 at 4:07 am
The vampire bit (no pun intended, durr) turned me into a lame monster known as the Cackling Girl Waker.
October 4th, 2008 at 10:34 am
On an unrelated note, any interest in inventing a Debate ‘08 drinking game? I’m thinking taking a drink anytime someone make a main street/wall street comparison, refers to himself/herself as a “maverick” or doesn’t actually answer the question they were asked. If there was another VP debate scheduled you could also add a rule requiring drinking after every forced folksy saying by Palin or every time Biden numbers his answers to a question.
October 5th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
Blake – You should really stop reading this cartoon while hiding in girls’ closets.
Gabe – That main/wall street comparison has been so overused the past couple of weeks, it now sounds like a foreign word, devoid of all meaning. I probably won’t get around to formulating a drinking game since others are much better at it than I could ever be.
October 6th, 2008 at 6:04 am
They were actually in an entirely different room. Such is the power of your comedy.
October 8th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
omg, I LOOOOVE the Nader Voting Vampire!!!!!
October 8th, 2008 at 9:17 pm
Blake – Perhaps that’s why my comedy is best suited for reclusive hermits in comical red long johns with ass-flaps. At least that’s how I imagine all of my readers.
Melissa – Don’t encourage the Nader Voting Vampire! He’s worse than those shitty ones on that shitty show True Blood.
October 9th, 2008 at 6:33 am
ELITIST