Oh crap! It’s May. I have so much to do over the next two weeks.
Next Week: The Great Pandemic Panic & Flu Freakout
Oh crap! It’s May. I have so much to do over the next two weeks.
Next Week: The Great Pandemic Panic & Flu Freakout
Tags: Obama
May 1st, 2009 at 4:08 am
Thanks to this I get to read a swell cartoon and meet my bride at the “Muslim Matrimonial” website.
May 1st, 2009 at 11:50 am
that letterhead is brilliant. perfect!
May 1st, 2009 at 12:02 pm
Matt – Kevin also mentioned that over on Facebook, but here in MA, I see “Arab Online Dating” with no mention of matrimonials. I hope these ads aren’t triggered by use of the phrase “secret Muslim.” Because that is a giant waste of money.
Melissa – I spent at least an hour trying to find a way to make it more accurate by including “WASHINGTON” underneath, but it took up way too much space.
May 2nd, 2009 at 7:33 am
Impeccably decorated high speed rail that serves salmon mini-quiche would bankrupt the airline industry overnight.
Have you considered pimping yourself out and asking fans to vote for you on digg for something other than word of mouth?
May 2nd, 2009 at 3:25 pm
It wouldn’t need to be anywhere near that fancy to bankrupt the airlines. Give me a beer and a soft pretzel from the cafe car over $5 peanuts any day.
StumbleUpon and Reddit have been rather good to me without any blatant pimping, but I think I’ll be including one of those social media sharing buttons relatively soon.
May 3rd, 2009 at 4:30 am
I originally read “pile of confiscated goats” can you get Obama to make one of those too?
May 4th, 2009 at 11:19 pm
I doubt any red-staters would object to goat confiscation. Only fer’ners and petting zoos have ‘em.
BTW, even if I wasn’t a ravenous meat eater, I’d still eat goat. One of those fuckers knocked me down when I was 4.