Comments on: Top Secret Plans for America

By: Brian McFadden

Brian McFadden — Tue, 05 May 2009 03:19:32 +0000

I doubt any red-staters would object to goat confiscation. Only fer’ners and petting zoos have ‘em.

BTW, even if I wasn’t a ravenous meat eater, I’d still eat goat. One of those fuckers knocked me down when I was 4.

By: Anthony Tortorici

Anthony Tortorici — Sun, 03 May 2009 08:30:56 +0000

I originally read “pile of confiscated goats” can you get Obama to make one of those too?

By: Brian McFadden

Brian McFadden — Sat, 02 May 2009 19:25:43 +0000

It wouldn’t need to be anywhere near that fancy to bankrupt the airlines. Give me a beer and a soft pretzel from the cafe car over $5 peanuts any day.

StumbleUpon and Reddit have been rather good to me without any blatant pimping, but I think I’ll be including one of those social media sharing buttons relatively soon.

By: Gabe

Gabe — Sat, 02 May 2009 11:33:31 +0000

Impeccably decorated high speed rail that serves salmon mini-quiche would bankrupt the airline industry overnight.

Have you considered pimping yourself out and asking fans to vote for you on digg for something other than word of mouth?

By: Brian McFadden

Brian McFadden — Fri, 01 May 2009 16:02:00 +0000

Matt – Kevin also mentioned that over on Facebook, but here in MA, I see “Arab Online Dating” with no mention of matrimonials. I hope these ads aren’t triggered by use of the phrase “secret Muslim.” Because that is a giant waste of money.

Melissa – I spent at least an hour trying to find a way to make it more accurate by including “WASHINGTON” underneath, but it took up way too much space.