This late update is coming to you from a tea shop in Tampa. I’m sure my absence from the internet has left you all scared and confused. Fear not. I will return at the end of next week to dazzle you with my usual stream of fart jokes and cursing.
Next Week: The title’s part of the joke, so no teaser this time.
May 22nd, 2009 at 2:50 pm
Don’t Be Scared and Confused! Call Dave! But Only If you’re white. If you’re black or mexican call Gary!
Just in case the 1800 Ask-Dave/gary commercials are only jacksonville phenomena, Brian you were unintentionally hilarious to both of your readers in the northeast florida market….
May 22nd, 2009 at 2:56 pm
I had no idea! If my laptop wasn’t slow as shit, I’d be YouTubing that commercial right now.
May 22nd, 2009 at 7:19 pm
I have actually done the Pity Chips thing before.