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May 29, 2009
The Insult Zoologist

The Insult Zoologist
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This should be the last of my late updates. I’m in Pennsylvania now, and will head back to Somerville once I’m all stocked up with scrapple and ring bologna.

Next Week: 24 Cent Book Bin

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4 Responses to The Insult Zoologist
  1. Julia Says:
    May 29th, 2009 at 3:59 pm

    “Ring bologna” is my new favorite euphemism for naughty bits. Thank you.
  2. Gabe Says:
    May 29th, 2009 at 10:11 pm

    I’m pretty sure the lobster reference was to make light of their tendency to swim rapidly away in reverse from even the most questionable danger, but I can’t keep the image of out of my head of the lonely Maine lighthouse keeper out for a midnight summer swim and a little primate on crustacean action.

    Now you know the real reason they invented those rubber bands to keep the claws shut.
  3. Brian McFadden Says:
    June 1st, 2009 at 12:38 am

    Julia – If the link of ring bologna we hauled back from the farmers’ market was a dong, it would sweep the AVN Awards.

    Gabe – I’m no expert on sea-fuckin’, but if you ejaculate into the open ocean, you could be potentially fuckin’ millions of sea creatures, plus a couple of aquanauts.
  4. allison Says:
    June 5th, 2009 at 3:10 pm

    ring bologna ORRRRRRR “leather cheerio”

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