Days after I drew this, John Ensign’s adultery scandal was overshadowed by Mark Sanford’s Excellent Adventure down the Appalachian Trail to see his Argentine Special Lady Friend. So feel free to add him into that panel using your MIND POWERS.
If you want even more topical commentary from me, I’ve already said every dicky thing about Farrah Fawcet and Michael Jackson’s deaths that I could think of over on Twitter.
Next Week: Pentagon Fireworks