I’m going camping this weekend, and I wrote this comic to prepare myself. By the time you read this, I’ll probably be deep in the New Hampshire woods, getting mauled by a Libertarian bear.
Don’t use this guide until you’re wearing Mr. P’s stylish wilderness color schemes. Yellow slickers and safety orange are for assholes.
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July 24th, 2009 at 9:41 am
Dude, no open bar on the 29th? You’re rich and famous, what the fuck?
July 24th, 2009 at 9:47 am
As soon as I get rich and famous, I will have open bars coming out of my ass.
July 24th, 2009 at 11:01 am
“getting mauled by a Libertarian bear” could mean two things and I’m not sure which would be worse.
July 25th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
Lolcats is the Esperanto of the intertubes.
July 27th, 2009 at 3:05 pm
I’d like to see this open bar/ass action. I bet it would be quite a spectacle.
July 28th, 2009 at 11:50 am
Matt – If that Libertarian Bear is Andrew Sullivan, then it would be far worse. He’d be demanding Trig Palin’s birth certificate and advocating a bullshit invasion during the mauling.
Steelman – If only as many people were fluent in Esperanto as Lolcats. Maybe EsperantoWombats is the answer.
Melissa – I’d be like a turtle laying eggs, one bottle of fine microbrew at a time:
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJP3RxzuHCo
July 30th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
Not to mention his post-coital musings about views from windows.