Aw, jeez Maine. I thought you were cool. Then you went and turned Portland into Maine’s Austin. Was your vote a result of Jumping Frenchmen of Maine Syndrome and the sudden stimuli of out-of-state funded political ads?
Rhode Island is on notice too. Gay marriage still isn’t allowed there.
Connecticut has gay marriage, but it also has Lieberman, not to mention half the state roots for the motherfuckin’ Yankees. (Connecticut Mets fans: We cool.) So I can’t in good conscience grant it admission into New New England.
November 4th, 2009 at 11:36 pm
YESSSSSSSSSS!!!! soooo funny! I lurve it!
November 5th, 2009 at 1:44 am
Most of us hate Lieberman anyway. And we’d like the Mets if they won more often, we’re shallow like that.
/Not into baseball.
/Lives in new haven
November 5th, 2009 at 11:05 am
Melissa – Thanks!
Anthony – Not enough of you hated him three years ago. He was the same douche then.
But because of Pepe’s Pizza, I will grant New Haven enclave status.
November 5th, 2009 at 11:12 am
Dude, you just angered a man from Bridgeport! I’m dangerous son!
But I hate Lieberman too.
November 5th, 2009 at 11:12 am
Also, Sally’s and Modern are better than Pepe’s.
Just sayin.
November 5th, 2009 at 11:16 am
Bridgeport? Isn’t that NYC’s 6th Borrough? Or a twin city with New Rochelle?
I’ll believe you about Sally’s and Modern. And while we’re talking up good CT eats, I highly recommend the falafel at Tangiers in West Hartford.
November 5th, 2009 at 11:24 am
Yeah…it is kinda like NYC’c 6th borrough.
Good times.
November 5th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
I wouldn’t really label NH as part of New New England – though it has gay marriage, it’s still relatively conservative. Somersworth Public Schools wouldn’t allow the Obama broadcast because of fears of indoctrinating kids to Socialism.
November 5th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
But Somersworth is Maine-adjacent. And yeah, the sticks in all the New England states are pretty conservative compared to the metro areas. But land mass doesn’t make a majority.
November 5th, 2009 at 2:34 pm
yes, thank you. this needed to be said & fuck ‘em! Love the inbreds defense…if we allow gay marriage then we will have to teach about it schools! Gay themed childrens books? Ahhhhh!
Thank god there aren’t any gay kids up there.
November 5th, 2009 at 10:58 pm
Awesome is all I have to say.
November 6th, 2009 at 8:19 pm
As a native liebermanistanian who is a met fan I must
say I love this cartoon. As some
one who lives in north florida I find your quibbles
with the relative liberalism of the other new england
states amusing. We didn’t even get to vote on gay
marriage, we had to vote on a ‘defense of marriage”/
“endorsement of bigotry” type of bill last election.
Finally, Sallys and Modern are great but Pepe’s is better
And not neglect BAR which has both good pizza and brews beer.
November 11th, 2009 at 12:05 pm
Holla Tangiers W Hartford!!!