Sorry I haven’t been able to keep up with the BFW Quickies while I’m on this Mid-Atlantic trip. Packing, unpacking, and cursing at the dumb, bossy lady who lives inside of my GPS has seriously hampered my production schedule.
But with the help of a six-year-old fan of Star Wars: The Clone Wars, I was able to whip this up on Friday:
I would’ve added a fart cloud enveloping Endor and gassing the Ewoks to death, but everyone knows Han farted first.
November 29th, 2009 at 1:12 pm
I find your lack of anal sex disturbing.
November 29th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
What I find disturbing is the amount of ads on the site encouraging weight loss, sex with fat chicks and the purchase of cheap alternative-comedy cartoon collections
November 29th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
See, that’s what I like about it.
December 4th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
Kevin – I’m sure that line has appeared in more fan fiction than any other except “Spock…how..about. A. Rub and a…tug?”
Chris – If book sales don’t pick up, this might become an all weight loss and BBW ads site. I’ll have to trim my beard down to a skeevy porn ’stache, but money’s tight.
Matt – Me too. As ugly as they are, the ads on my site are like carbuncles that give it character.