Does it need the apostrophe? If grammar nerds can’t decide, I’m not even going to try.
Today is Lincoln’s actual birthday, and I encourage the creation of Potato Lincolns in his honor. I’ll post any photos you send in on Tuesday. But you probably shouldn’t throw them at anyone, unless they’re REALLY racist, like John Mayer’s wang.
Next Week: History’s Greatest Recalls


February 12th, 2010 at 12:57 pm
Awesome. And as always, it’s the little details that really crack me up. This time it’s the thumbs up from the guy getting head. Douchey like a David Duke cock.
February 12th, 2010 at 2:10 pm
His condoms are shaped like Klan hoods.
February 12th, 2010 at 3:33 pm
Kevin – Thanks! Didn’t Nader claim road head was unsafe at any speed?
Matt – Instead of burning crosses, he leaves a burning sensation.
February 12th, 2010 at 4:14 pm
Just thought I would add my support to Van Buren wigs for babies. That is some awesome hairstyling right there.
Really, I’m sure any of the ‘dos’ of the Founding Fathers would work.
February 12th, 2010 at 6:29 pm
The fun part is that you can do panel 3 *right after* you do panel 9!
February 13th, 2010 at 10:10 am
Americans should support Sexy Nurse for President in 2012. Only she can provide the “lift” (Hem-hem) America needs in these dark times. Plus a “trick-or-treat” Corporate Tax (whereby Corporations give loads of cash to President S Nurse or have their properties egged/limousine tyres slashed) would be welcome
February 14th, 2010 at 1:05 pm
Is it deliberate irony that you have a banner ad for Ann Coulter at the bottom of the strip?
February 14th, 2010 at 2:29 pm
Comrade, I was curious as to why you have the HUngarian Nazi party logo as your avatar thingy?
February 16th, 2010 at 12:46 am
Eth Zee – I’ve been predicting a powdered wig comeback for almost a decade now.
Warren – I’d do it the other way around, to avoid getting an atomic racist wedgie.
Chris – Sexy Nurse will be a welcome change from the disaster that is the President Sexy Cat Administration.
ComradeZero – Her ads, Newt’s, and the flat belly crap are what my website extra classy.
February 16th, 2010 at 10:56 am
Chris – It’s a logo borrowed from a Russian sci-fi film, not the Arrow-cross party – it would be green if it were that.
Brian – Class!? With all the Highbrow elitist liberal humor here no extra class is needed. :P
February 28th, 2010 at 7:54 pm
@Brian: That would be the greatest. Powdered wigs for all! (Okay, maybe not everyone. We’d need a group of wigless persons who we can lord our wig-ly superiority over)