Thanks, Toyota, for letting me revisit a bit I did in 2007 when China was poisoning pet food and putting lead in baby toys.
I don’t have much to say about the actual Toyota recalls except that in addition to the acknowledged flaws, the Prius has major blindspot issues. I drove a rental once, and the fact that its’ blindspots remain year after year without complaint proves that environmentally conscious rich people don’t know how to drive. If you’re driving a normal car on the highway, give those hippies a wide berth, ’cause they can’t see you.
Some ladies (and dudes who only pee sitting down) might be unaware that those of us who are bewanged sometimes get to pee on bumblebees. It is AWESOME.
This is something called a nudge. It gets people to do things without bossy signage that would likely cause spite-pissing. In countries that participate in the dainty sport of soccersball, there’s a more interactive variant.
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February 19th, 2010 at 11:23 am
It must be said, “pee goals” are incredible. Thank God I hail from the home of soccerball
February 24th, 2010 at 8:16 pm
Someone should work on adapting that carnival game with the clowns and balloons for urinal purposes.
February 25th, 2010 at 10:05 am
… Are you advocating giving innocent clowns golden showers? I’m-a startin’ to worry about you, sir
February 25th, 2010 at 11:02 am
Innocent? Look at these guys! They’re asking for it.
February 28th, 2010 at 7:55 pm
Bulls-eyes would work, I imagine. Light-up ones. That would be awesome.