The college kids are back in town, which means I’m getting out for the weekend.
Next Week: Islamophobics Anonymous
Archive for August 2010
August 27, 2010
August 20, 2010
Gay Marriage Ruins Everything
As a resident of a gay marriage-allowing state, I can assure you that I’ve never been forcibly gay-married while walking around, even in the darkest, gayest alleyways.
Rather than make the same arguments here, I’ll just direct you to Jen’s great cartoon about the Prop 8 ruling.
Next Week: Dorm Room Essentials
August 13, 2010
Craptastic Book Club
Here are some jokes about tweens, a buzzword I hate with a passion. Was preteen too normal-sounding for Disney programmers and marketing assholes?
On a completely unrelated note, here’s Justin Bieber getting beaned with a water bottle, Autotune style:
Next Week: Gay Marriage Ruins Everything
August 6, 2010
Anti-Immigrant Stupor
Even if there weren’t a ton of shitty, under-the-table jobs waiting for them when they get here, illegal immigrants could still find work as scapegoats for everything morons are mad about.
The dumb, angry mobs used to get pissed at the rich and unscrupulous corporations when things went to shit. Now they just get pissed at those who are even poorer and browner than themselves.
Next Week: Tween Beat