Some jokes about food, drink, and doo-doo water. A tenuous link to the news can be made with this one because of the Oklahoma state senator who wants to ban human fetuses in food, which kinda-sorta applies to my stem-cell Taco Bell gag, but I drew this before that happened. I just wanted to make a juvenile damaged sphincter joke, but some jagoff made it timely.
But yeah, don’t eat fetuses.


January 27th, 2012 at 10:12 am
This is one for the ages. Holy fuck. It’s my favorite.
But as my dad used to say, “The unborn, that’s when they’re TENDER.”
January 27th, 2012 at 5:15 pm
The frozen dinner looks like a sad face.
On another note, I guess I won’t have to read the label on my Soylent Cereal so closely any more, so there’s that.
January 27th, 2012 at 7:24 pm
I’m guessing that bearded guy in the lower left panel is a self portrait. You are looking less scraggly these days Brian!
January 27th, 2012 at 9:22 pm
@PRG – It’s up to individual taste; personally, I like a little “crawling gaminess” in my hu-meat.
@Warren – A plastic happy face in frozen dinners would likely triple our national suicide rate.
Lastly, @HFL, I drew this thinking I’d get a haircut last weekend, but ended up watching Football, Downton Abbey, and Sherlock instead. So unfortunately, I’m still a mess. Maybe I’ll take care of it this weekend.